Funny America Quotes
This is a collection of funny quotes about America, Funny America Sayings or Funny American Quotes:
1. "America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be true, and the opposite is probably equally true." ~James T. Farrell
2. "If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it." ~Norman Thomas
3. "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America." ~William J. Clinton
4. "Only Americans can hurt America. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower"
5. "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." ~Robert Orben
6. "My favorite thing about the United States? Lots of Americans, one America." ~Val Saintsbury
7. "Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom." ~Alexis de Tocqueville
8. "Americans like fat books and thin women." ~Russell Baker
9. "America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." ~Arnold Toynbee
10. "In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is." ~Gertrude Stein
11. "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. ~Bobcat Goldthwaite
12. "When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America." ~Oscar Wilde
13. "Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected." ~Oscar Wilde
14. "We Americans have no commission from God to police the world." ~Benjamin Harrison
15. "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people." ~Gloria Steinem
16. "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. " ~Bobcat Goldthwaite
17. "When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America." ~Oscar Wilde
18. "Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected." ~Oscar Wilde
19. "We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. " ~Benjamin Harrison
20. "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people." ~Gloria Steinem
21. "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. "~Funny America quote by Bill Vaughan
22. "I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. "~H.H. Munro (Saki)
23. "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
~ Funny America Quotes by Dan Rather
24. "Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty. ~Richard Cardinal Cushing
25. "We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. ~Bill Maher
26. "If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'. "~Dave Barry
27. "I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering." ~Yakov Smirnoff
28. "The fact is that Americans are not a thoughtful people; they are too busy to stop and question their values." ~William Ralph
29. "America is the best half-educated country in the world." ~Nicholas Murray Butler
30. "Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. " ~Clive James
31. "The trouble with America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. "~Louis Kronenberger
32. "The United States of America will sound as pompously in the world or in history as The Kingdom of Great Britain."~Thomas Paine
33. "Democracy--rule by the people--sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America." ~Edward Abbey
34. "The United States is the only country with a known birthday." ~James G. Blaine
35. "What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds." ~Will Rogers
36. "What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it." ~Margot Asquith
1. "America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be true, and the opposite is probably equally true." ~James T. Farrell
2. "If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it." ~Norman Thomas
3. "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America." ~William J. Clinton
4. "Only Americans can hurt America. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower"
5. "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." ~Robert Orben
6. "My favorite thing about the United States? Lots of Americans, one America." ~Val Saintsbury
7. "Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom." ~Alexis de Tocqueville
8. "Americans like fat books and thin women." ~Russell Baker
9. "America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." ~Arnold Toynbee
10. "In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is." ~Gertrude Stein
11. "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. ~Bobcat Goldthwaite
12. "When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America." ~Oscar Wilde
13. "Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected." ~Oscar Wilde
14. "We Americans have no commission from God to police the world." ~Benjamin Harrison
15. "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people." ~Gloria Steinem
16. "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. " ~Bobcat Goldthwaite
17. "When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America." ~Oscar Wilde
18. "Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it merely had been detected." ~Oscar Wilde
19. "We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. " ~Benjamin Harrison
20. "America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people." ~Gloria Steinem
21. "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. "~Funny America quote by Bill Vaughan
22. "I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. "~H.H. Munro (Saki)
23. "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
~ Funny America Quotes by Dan Rather
24. "Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty. ~Richard Cardinal Cushing
25. "We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. ~Bill Maher
26. "If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'. "~Dave Barry
27. "I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering." ~Yakov Smirnoff
28. "The fact is that Americans are not a thoughtful people; they are too busy to stop and question their values." ~William Ralph
29. "America is the best half-educated country in the world." ~Nicholas Murray Butler
30. "Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. " ~Clive James
31. "The trouble with America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. "~Louis Kronenberger
32. "The United States of America will sound as pompously in the world or in history as The Kingdom of Great Britain."~Thomas Paine
33. "Democracy--rule by the people--sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America." ~Edward Abbey
34. "The United States is the only country with a known birthday." ~James G. Blaine
35. "What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds." ~Will Rogers
36. "What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it." ~Margot Asquith
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