Funny Attitude Quotes

Here are some Funny Attitude sayings and quotes.

"I am an optimist. It does not seem to be much use being anything else."
~Winston Churchill


"Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. "
~Voltaire



"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
~Herm Albright



"If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. "
~Cavett Robert



"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. "
~Vince Lombardi


"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."
~Thomas Dewar



"The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
~Oscar Wilde



"There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes."
~William John Bennett



"The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived."
~William Buchanan



"Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left. "
~Hubert Humphrey